JACK MCCARTHY STRAITJACKET

 
When you were talking about the straitjacket
I had a flash
 
I was in one and a great magician--
 
Houdini, maybe--
Or maybe God disguised as Houdini--
 
was about to teach me to escape
 
I knew with utter certainty
that his first word would be
 
“Relax”
 
Jack McCarthy